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More funny messages, cartoons, sayings... Part 3

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Members of our companion Facebook page Facebook icon often post funny cartoons, though-provoking messages, spiritual passages etc. We have re-posted some of them here. Others, we pick up from spiritual and religious web sites on the Internet.

We generally have no idea from where they originate. If you are the creator of one of these messages or images, and want it changed or deleted, please Email us at: E-mail us about errors, etc.

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This is a continuation of a previous list

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How to get privacy on a bus:

Jesus t-shirt gets privacy

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Keeping minutes at a religious meeting:


Angry religious discussion

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Learn what Hell is:

Learn what hell is

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In the words of the great Hawaii'an philosopher, the late Don Ho: "Smile; it no go broke your face."

Smiling is the best response

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Recycling for Halloween:

Halloweeen recycling of food cans brought for rapture

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Top Ten Reasons Why Witches Don't Worship Satan:

  • 10: Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests.
  • 9: Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone.
  • 8: Hard to keep flaming goat's skulls lit.
  • 7: Decreased availability of blonde virgins.
  • 6: Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet.
  • 5: Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake.
  • 4: The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him.
  • 3: Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame (is difficult on the older coven members).
  • 2: Demons smell even worse than brimstone
    • 1: Impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!!

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More sayings etc. on the next page

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No copyright claimed for obvious reasons.
Original posting: 2011-OCT-26
Latest update: 2011-OCT-31, Samhain/Halloween
Author: B.A. Robinson

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