Quotations

More funny messages, cartoons, sayings... Part 3

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Members of our companion Facebook page often post funny cartoons, though-provoking messages, spiritual passages etc. We have re-posted some of them here. Others, we pick up from spiritual and religious web sites on the Internet.

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This is a continuation of a previous list

How to get privacy on a bus:

Keeping minutes at a religious meeting:

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Learn what Hell is:

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In the words of the great Hawaii'an philosopher, the late Don Ho: "Smile; it no go broke your face."

Recycling for Halloween:

Top Ten Reasons Why Witches Don't Worship Satan:

• 10: Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests.
• 9: Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone.
• 8: Hard to keep flaming goat's skulls lit.
• 7: Decreased availability of blonde virgins.
• 6: Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet.
• 5: Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake.
• 4: The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him.
• 3: Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame (is difficult on the older coven members).
• 2: Demons smell even worse than brimstone
• AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY WITCHES DON'T WORSHIP SATAN:
  • 1: Impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!!

More sayings etc. on the next page

No copyright claimed for obvious reasons.
Original posting: 2011-OCT-26
Latest update: 2011-OCT-31, Samhain/Halloween
Author: B.A. Robinson

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