messages, cartoons, sayings... Part 3
Members of our companion Facebook page often post funny cartoons, though-provoking messages, spiritual passages etc. We have re-posted some of them here.
Others, we pick up from spiritual and religious web sites on the Internet.
We generally have no idea from where they originate. If you are the creator of one of these messages or images, and want it changed or deleted, please Email us at:
This is a continuation of a previous list
How to get privacy on a bus:
Keeping minutes at a religious meeting:
Learn what Hell is:
In the words of the great Hawaii'an philosopher, the late Don Ho: "Smile; it no go broke your face."
Recycling for Halloween:
Top Ten Reasons Why Witches Don't Worship Satan:
- 10: Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests.
- 9: Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone.
- 8: Hard to keep flaming goat's skulls lit.
- 7: Decreased availability of blonde virgins.
- 6: Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet.
- 5: Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake.
- 4: The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him.
- 3: Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame (is difficult on the older coven members).
- 2: Demons smell even worse than brimstone
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY WITCHES DON'T WORSHIP SATAN:
- 1: Impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!!
No copyright claimed for obvious reasons.
Original posting: 2011-OCT-26
Latest update: 2011-OCT-31, Samhain/Halloween
Author: B.A. Robinson