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More funny messages, cartoons, sayings... Part 3

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This is a continuation of a previous list

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How to get privacy on a bus:

Jesus t-shirt gets privacy

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Keeping minutes at a religious meeting:

 

Angry religious discussion

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Learn what Hell is:

Learn what hell is

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In the words of the great Hawaii'an philosopher, the late Don Ho: "Smile; it no go broke your face."

Smiling is the best response

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Recycling for Halloween:

Halloweeen recycling of food cans brought for rapture

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Top Ten Reasons Why Witches Don't Worship Satan:

  • 10: Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests.
  • 9: Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone.
  • 8: Hard to keep flaming goat's skulls lit.
  • 7: Decreased availability of blonde virgins.
  • 6: Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet.
  • 5: Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake.
  • 4: The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him.
  • 3: Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame (is difficult on the older coven members).
  • 2: Demons smell even worse than brimstone
  • AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY WITCHES DON'T WORSHIP SATAN:
    • 1: Impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!!

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More sayings etc. on the next page

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No copyright claimed for obvious reasons.
Original posting: 2011-OCT-26
Latest update: 2011-OCT-31, Samhain/Halloween
Author: B.A. Robinson

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