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More funny messages, cartoons, sayings... Part 5

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We generally have no idea from where they originate. If you are the creator of one of these messages or images, and want it changed or deleted, please Email us at: E-mail us about errors, etc.

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This is a continuation of a previous list

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Top Ten Reasons Why Witches Don't Worship Satan:

  • 10: Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests.
  • 9: Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone.
  • 8: Hard to keep flaming goat's skulls lit.
  • 7: Decreased availability of blonde virgins.
  • 6: Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet.
  • 5: Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake.
  • 4: The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him.
  • 3: Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame (is difficult on the older coven members).
  • 2: Demons smell even worse than brimstone
    • 1: Impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!!

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"Nothing to believe in here. Move along."

Atheist toast

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Free health exams:

Health tip

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Amusing church sign:

Church sign

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A goal for each day:

Penguin, polar bear and bravery

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Even cats are divided between believers and atheists:

Religious and Atheist cats

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A funny church sign with what is probably an unintended slur on left-handed people:

funny church sign

Psalms 16:11: "Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence [is] fulness of joy; at thy right hand [there are] pleasures for evermore."

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An interesting attempt to simultaneously poke fun at three beliefs:

This The three are the Catholic Church's ban on the use of condoms, their ban on abortion even if a pregnant woman will die without one, and Rep. Todd Akin's (R-MO) belief that a "legitimate" rape rarely results in pregnancy:

Cartoon about banning life jackets

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No copyright claimed for obvious reasons.
Original posting: 2011-OCT-26
Latest update: 2012-SEP-08
Author: B.A. Robinson

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