The temperature of Hell; it it endothermic or exothermic?
A delightful story has been circulating around the Internet for years. It
concerns an imaginative answer to a mid-term chemistry exam at a U.S.
university. The student's answer -- the only one in his class that got an
"A" -- is so brilliant that we want to share it with you.
Unfortunately, we were originally unable to trace the copyright author, so we can
only paraphrase the story. We had a hunch that this was an urban folk tale
not have actually happened.
However, Snopes.com determined that the original author was Paul Darwin Foote
who worked for Taylor Instrument Company as a high temperature measurement
specialist back in the 1920s. He wrote it for Taylor's internal newsletter.
University of Washington exam question:
"Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."
"Exothermic" means that the system gives off heat; "endothermic"
means that it adsorbs heat.
About Boyle's law:
Most of the students' answers made reference to Boyle's law. This is a
fundamental law in chemistry that describes how the temperature of a gas varies
with its pressure. When a gas expands, it cools off. This can be observed when
you open the valve on a compressed air pipe; the air released will cool down the
the surroundings. When a gas is compressed, it heats up. This is why, when you
pump up a tire with a hand pump, the gas is compressed and heats up the pump
Air conditioners work by first compressing a gas, causing it to heat up. Then
the gas is allowed to cool. Finally, it is permitted to expand, thus
cooling its surroundings.
The student who received an "A" started his calculations by
considering whether the total mass of Hell was increasing or decreasing with
time. For this, he had to first calculate whether there was a net increase in
the number of souls in Hell with time, or a reduction.
From basic theological assumptions, no souls ever leave Hell. Hell is conceived
of as a place of punishment where its inmates are tortured for all eternity. On
the other hand, souls are continually entering Hell. The student observed that
many religions teach that anyone who is not a member of their particular faith will go to Hell.
Historically, Christians have taught that all non-Christians will go to Hell.
And many non-Christians have believed that all Christians will go there as well.
One might therefore assume that all souls will end up in Hell. Thus with
souls continually entering Hell and no souls exiting, the total mass of Hell is
There are two possibilities:
- If the volume of Hell is expanding at a slower rate than souls are
entering, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will "clearly
increase until all Hell breaks loose."
- On the other hand, if hell is expanding faster than this rate, then the
temperature and pressure will "drop until Hell freezes over."
The student recalled a postulate given to him by a certain coed during his
freshman year. She said that "it will be a cold night in Hell before I
with you." He noted that he had still not been able to engage in sexual
relationships with her. He concluded that Hell is in no danger of freezing over.
Thus Option 2 is invalid, the temperature of Hell is increasing, and thus Hell
Is Heaven hotter than Hell?
The temperatures of Heaven and of Hell are not given specifically in the
Bible. That may be because the various temperature scales (Fahrenheit, Celsius,
Rankin and Kelvin) were not created by the 1st century CE. However,
there is sufficient data available to calculate the temperature of Heaven. The
maximum temperature of Hell can also be determined.
Heaven's temperature: Isaiah 30:26 states: "Moreover, the
light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun
shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days." One individual
interpreted this passage as meaning that the radiation received by Heaven from
the sun is 7 times 7 or 49 times as much as the earth does today. 1 Added
to that is the contribution of the moon which would equal the present amount
that the earth receives from the sun. Thus Heaven would receive (49 + 1) or 50
times the radiation as the earth does today. The Stefan-Boltzmann law for
radiation links the temperature of an object with the amount of radiation
received. It would predict that the temperature of heaven would be 498 degrees Celsius
hotter than the earth is currently. Thus heaven would be about 525 ºC or 977
However, this temperature would only be the "steady-state"
temperature. Presumably Heaven was created shortly after Earth so that it would
be ready for its first inhabitants: Abel, Adam and Eve. Revelation 21:17 says
that the walls of New Jerusalem are 144 cubits thick. This is about 66 meters or
216 feet. Such a thick wall would be an effective insulator. Heaven would thus
have taken many months to reach its equilibrium temperature. However, it has presumably
reached equilibrium at about 525 ºC today.
Hell's Temperature: Revelation 21:8 states "But the
fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth
with fire and brimstone." Brimstone is sulphur. In order for sulphur to
be molten, its temperature must be at or below 444.6 ºC or 832 ºF.
Thus heaven is at least 80 ºC or 145 ºF hotter than Hell. Assuming
that the glorified bodies that the inhabitants have in Heaven are as sensitive
to heat as our present earthly bodies, then they would suffer greatly; Heaven
would become worse than Hell. Since that cannot happen, due to theological
considerations, Heaven must have some very effective methods of air conditioning
to handle the excess incoming radiation.
- "Hellfire," Snopes, at:
- "Applied Optics" Vol. 11, (1972), Page A14. Quoted by Adrian
Gilbert in http://www.sandelman.ottawa.on.ca/People/